crabparty:

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

(via humoristics)

xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

(via guy)

silohouettes:

I hate when a person says they’ve had a bad day and everyone, instead of trying to cheer them up, enters a competition of who’s had the shittest life

(Source: simplefoetus, via guy)

kingsleyyy:

I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”. If it were a good morning I’d still be in bed instead of talking to people.

(via everymanshero)

perfectlymarilyn:

Cleaning without music is like doing laundry without soap, it’s a necessity.

(via mattymadi)

i-am-greg-lestrade:

my-flourish-and-blotts:

Hello, sir, you are an idiot.

Is David Tennant even real?

(Source: heartinmyheadphones, via thiswandcouldbealittlemoresonic)

toasternudel:

logging on to tumblr on november 1stimage

(via jesuschristvevo)

thalamtnafsee:

heroincest:

my friend and i had to break a social norm for our sociology class so we drove around and catcalled boys (and one male teacher omfg) and they all looked so alarmed and confused and like they thought we were straight up crazy it was priceless and it rlly highlighted the fact that women just expect to be harassed when walking down the street whereas guys are just completely taken aback by it

this is a really important thing for people to understand

(via laughbitches)

Let me tell mew about homestuck

gdi-fridays:

dennys:

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dennys please don’t open this can of worms

zzazu:

this photo makes me feel like someone traveled to an alternate dimension and brought back something that shouldnt exist

zzazu:

this photo makes me feel like someone traveled to an alternate dimension and brought back something that shouldnt exist

(Source: vhsdreamz, via laughbitches)

indiandaughter:

ill pay u $7 to have a crush on me

(via guy)